Sep 12, 2008

Momsen and her Mane

photo credit: InStyle

Taylor Momsen was invited to fashion week. Aww how cute. She's so young, and so oblivious. Honey, what kind of gum did they put in your hair? I recommend not using Bubblelicious next time and maybe getting some extensions. I was so bothered by your weave that I didn't even notice you had PANTS ON UNDER A DRESS. I'll pray that they're just heavy leggings. Not to mention your dress looks like something my great Aunt LouAnn bought at Cato thinking it was "hip" and a "dazzlin color." Tay Tay, better luck next year. 

Sep 3, 2008

Ready when you are!


photo credit: People
"Oh my gawd y'all! They didn't tell me it was time for my sidewalk dental exam! Okay okay, I'll just like, open up wide right here, is that okay? I think I have a cavity over to the left, yeah, over there, do you see it? I am just in love with my tongue scraper, can't y'all tell? It's like, part of my everyday routine now! This light in my mouth sure has gotten brighter since last time!"