Skeeze alert: HIGH
Just had to elevate it on account of Reese's piece of man candy.
I would put my horse's blinders on too if that thing was on the loose.
(Love you SJP)
Oct 23, 2008
Oct 3, 2008
Sep 12, 2008
Momsen and her Mane
photo credit: InStyle
Taylor Momsen was invited to fashion week. Aww how cute. She's so young, and so oblivious. Honey, what kind of gum did they put in your hair? I recommend not using Bubblelicious next time and maybe getting some extensions. I was so bothered by your weave that I didn't even notice you had PANTS ON UNDER A DRESS. I'll pray that they're just heavy leggings. Not to mention your dress looks like something my great Aunt LouAnn bought at Cato thinking it was "hip" and a "dazzlin color." Tay Tay, better luck next year.
Sep 3, 2008
Ready when you are!
photo credit: People
"Oh my gawd y'all! They didn't tell me it was time for my sidewalk dental exam! Okay okay, I'll just like, open up wide right here, is that okay? I think I have a cavity over to the left, yeah, over there, do you see it? I am just in love with my tongue scraper, can't y'all tell? It's like, part of my everyday routine now! This light in my mouth sure has gotten brighter since last time!"
Jul 7, 2008
So everyone dresses well on holidays?
Ella has been searching for something shiteous to blog about for a few days now. What gives? Do you people wear your best outfits when celebrating American pride? I was expecting someone to slip up and at least wear something with some stars and stripes, but not even Speidi Montatt pranced around in red, white or blue.
Hang in there with me, readers. I'll soon find suitable material.
Jul 1, 2008
Paris Men's Fashion Week made me drool
I want you all to meet my new boyfriend. Ella loves the dapper, sleek
tailoring and perfectly coiffed hair. Thank you Moschino for
introducing me to this cutie.
Also: This look is big in '08.
Kelly Kapowski, young high school hottie, workin' the suspenders and bikini like it's her job.
Jun 26, 2008
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