Underage Droolage

photo credit: People

OH MY GOD THE JONAS BROTHERS! Breathe Ella, breathe. Not only do these three brothers control the minds of every girl from the age of 10 to 15, but they control this old hag's brain too. When I'm not blogging, these are my thoughts: I wonder if the Jonas brothers like vespas, too. I wonder if the Jonas brothers prefer ketchup or mustard. Oh, maybe mayonnaise? I wonder if the Jonas brothers wear boxer briefs. I wonder if that last thought could land me in jail. Anyway, the point is, these cuties are the best dressed men in the business. I want to shake the hand of whoever dresses them and also get him or her to put in a good word with whichever one will get me the least amount of jail time.