Met Gala Madness

all photos credited to: People

Giselle, thank you for the side boob flash. Now I can die happy. 

Oh look, Rachel Bilson arrived. Her bangs are her date this year.

Becks and Posh, straight from my mother's closet in the eighties. That lace number looks strangely familiar to an article of clothing I strutted around the house in when I was about Posh's size. Except in my case, I wore it because my mother was giving her dress away to Goodwill the next day.

Okay, we get it. Long, loose, blonde curls + Red lipstick + White dress = glamourous. Marilyn covered this years ago, stylists.

Can I just say I was surprised to see Christina Ricci look so stunning? This dress hits her in all the right places; A sweetheart cut is perfect for her petite shape. I hear she didn't stick around for dinner, though. I guess her zipper would have busted and shot across the room and gotten tangled in Bilson's bangs. Thanks for taking one for the team, Tina.

Ohh Blakey, I love you in Gossip Girl. I screamed at the television Monday night because you are so stupid sometimes, but that is not the point. A classic black dress with a twist=perfect for you. Your height is so beautiful, I'm so pleased that Ralph Lauren played it up with that gorgeous feather detailing. Oh and the black gloves! Ah, I covet them. Feel free to mail them to me. (Also: inclue Penn Badgley in the package.)