Debra Downer

Deb, 

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Honey I know sometimes red heads are called names like firecrotch and ginger, but that is no reason to cover your head with your dinner napkin. The dress fits you so nicely! You avoided looking completely flat chested! The sash matches the bag! So many things to praise, except for that damn napkin on your head and napkin rings in your ears. Go back to the table, finish your meal, then Grace us with your presence.